Besides "Velvet Turd" what rock and roll band names had no chance to succeed in the mainstream?

well you can never be sure, look at the Butthole Surfers. They get radio play!Besides "Velvet Turd" what rock and roll band names had no chance to succeed in the mainstream?
Besides The Sh!ts :http://www.myspace.com/theshitsband, Fecal Matter :http://www.myspace.com/fecalmatter and The Farts:http://www.myspace.com/thefartspunkrock (all real bands)... I'm still hoping The Vapors:http://www.myspace.com/thevaporsuk, will top out again since "I'm Turning Japanese" has made a comeback thanks to some recent Shaking, Waking %26amp; Baking in the orient !
I don't think there is such a thing. Consider this, Butthole Surfers had a mainstream hit even in the days before the internet. I think any name is possible as long as the music strikes a chord with at least a few people.

Edit: haha....just saw Mouth of Unknown's answerBesides "Velvet Turd" what rock and roll band names had no chance to succeed in the mainstream?
rape artists (because it rhymes with escape artist :o. why else would it fail. that's the only reason i can think of)
Torsofuck is an awesome name.

Ima go with "The Oulo Hotshots"



Google it they're a local band here, I have their "album" on cassette tapeBesides "Velvet Turd" what rock and roll band names had no chance to succeed in the mainstream?
The Flying Burrito Brothers bridged the gap between rock and country during a turbulent time in our nation's history. I feel America wasn't ready for them, yet.
Velvet Revolver is good band.

Here's a list of bad musicians:

Countess Luann

Rebecca Black

Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus

Ke$ha

(Notice that all these people seemed to pop up almost at the same exact time.)
Test Icicles



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4xR8W3nE…
Mocking tooths distorted dickless disco specials.
I was a fan of Inverted Sphincter but apparently I was the only one.
Torsofuck
Anal C*nt
Stinky Pinky
DJ Wreckd'm and the Flaming Prolapses. everyone's a critic. :(
Trampled by Turtles.